At least make sure they are 18
Why
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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