the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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