When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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