scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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