I think I just saw someone hide a body.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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