If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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