I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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