Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
He passed out mid-signature
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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