the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Can't talk, ducks in the car
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Randomize
