My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Holy shit dude........stairs
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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