What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Your shirt... Was in my pants
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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