Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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