There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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