last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Randomize
