Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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