How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
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