Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
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