This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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