David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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