you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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