it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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