just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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