forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
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