Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Pooping to opera.
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