Moan for me like Helen Keller
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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