Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Randomize
