Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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