I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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