My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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