I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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