Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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