at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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