Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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