Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
