You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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