he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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