There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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