dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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