The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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