I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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