you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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