I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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