i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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