I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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