Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Do plants get herpes?
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