five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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