when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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