i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
