You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
It's rum buckets o'clock
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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