i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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