god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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