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Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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