idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
