Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
Randomize
