Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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