i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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